Since this is a sideblog, I am thinking about making a separate account so I’ll have access to all the features. Unfortunately, I can’t transfer this blog over and that means I won’t be on this blog anymore. I haven’t been able to think of another url yet.

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Tegan and Sara- Closer

Sara’s singing and dancing her little heart out and Tegan’s just being seductive. Tegan, baby, love me.

Me & My Dad telling My Step Mom I'm Gay 

• Step Mom: Our Server was checking you out, Haley.
• Me: Uh, that's nice.
• Step Mom: What, you don't think he's cute?
• Dad: She's Gay Tammy.
•  (Awkward Silence)
• Step-Mom: Well whats so good about eating Pussy?
• Me: Excu-
• Dad: Tammy, my daughter is gay. She eats Pussy; Yes, but it's not just about eating Pussy. She loves the Pussy, she admires the Pussy, she tends to the Pussy, she moves inside the Pussy . . . She is one with the Pussy, because, my daughter is Gay . . . She loves the Pussy.
•  (Longest Awkward Silence Ever)
• Me: You said Pussy like 5 times . . .
• Dad: 8 times Hunny, now finish your Burger.